Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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