The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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