She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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