I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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