wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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