She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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