I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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