So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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