i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So. Much. Porn.
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