Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
we should paint friendship bongs
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