She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Randomize
