kristin has been a bad kristin
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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