We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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