i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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