So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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