So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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