WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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