actually, I'm a sock model
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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