16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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