You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Someone signed my nipple.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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