Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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