I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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