I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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