In the future we'll all be gay
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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