The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
