you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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