My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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