Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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