apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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