Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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