i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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