Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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