I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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