i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Randomize
