Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
