office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Why can't burritos get me drunk
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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