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I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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