yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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