walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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