If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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