i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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