She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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