I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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