I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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