I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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