The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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