And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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