After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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