I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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