Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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