So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
no, he came in my armpit
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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