quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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