I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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