this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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